Teaser campaign
My friend Lisa asked me to send her a list of ways in which guys are not yucky. This sparked a number of sidebars on the male-female dichotomy. Here's my favorite by far:
Me: I think I've hit on a female truism: Crazy in bed means crazy in the head.
L: So are you saying sane women aren't good in bed?
Me: In a David Hume sort of way, "Absolutely!" In a Platonic forms sort of way, "Couldn't tell you." I guess I would have to fuck every woman in the world, then administer her an MMPI to be certain.
L: Well, get to work.
Tomorrow, I'll publish the list I came up with as to why dudes aren't barf.
Me: I think I've hit on a female truism: Crazy in bed means crazy in the head.
L: So are you saying sane women aren't good in bed?
Me: In a David Hume sort of way, "Absolutely!" In a Platonic forms sort of way, "Couldn't tell you." I guess I would have to fuck every woman in the world, then administer her an MMPI to be certain.
L: Well, get to work.
Tomorrow, I'll publish the list I came up with as to why dudes aren't barf.
posted by J Wilson at Wednesday, September 07, 2005
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