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Mobitel, for emergencies and whatever the fuck else happens when you could be sleeping.
Mobitel, the Slovenian telecom that is so efficient you can be interrupted from a night's sleep by drunken Thanksgiving revellers at 3:40 AM. Mobitel has crystalline clarity, so you won't miss a wine-inspired mumble. Can I get a testimonial? "I was asleep. I'd never heard my phone ring. I thought I was dreaming that sound, then it happened again. When I picked up, it sounded just like the person I was talking to was in the other room, even though she was six hours away. I just don't remember anything I said. Maybe that's because I was asleep." And is it reliable? You bet; when you're not alert, Mobitel will make you that way. With its complicated, no apparent volume-control function, Mobitel will always be the loudest thing in your house at 3:40 AM.
Mobitel, for emergencies and whatever the fuck else happens when you could be sleeping.
posted by J Wilson at Friday, November 25, 2005
2 Comments:
Yup, sounds like it's the plan for you.
Will there be a commercial before every episode of the Hive?
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