Top 5
Oh yeah, it's Thursday. Time to get the Top 5 on. Thanks to all my friends who wished me happy birthday. You guys rule.
Top 5 new holidays that should be celebrated...
Top 5 new holidays that should be celebrated...
posted by J Wilson at Thursday, November 17, 2005
3 Comments:
1. A Mity Fine Day (celebration of the rape of Dionysos by Mnemosyne, marked by The Festival Of Timed Orations)
2. Hungover At Work Day
3. Hungover Called In Sick Day
4. Hungover Called In Hungover Day
5. Hungover Forgot To Call At All Day
1. Jimmy Jump Day.
2. National Blog Instead of Work Day.
3. Wig and Moustache Appreciation Day.
4. Stay At Home and Have Sex All Day Day
5. November 16 (apparently).
International Maker's Mark Day
Fucked Someone Out Of Your League Day
Wrote Something You'll Never Finish Day
Policeman Impersonation Day
Adopt-A-Stripper Day
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