Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Fucking nuts

That is what James Frey drives me. Don't get me wrong. I love to lie. I love to tell bullshit, embellished stories. But, I also know how to pull the fuck back and go "That didn't really happen, but how funny would that have been?"

This dipshit asshole is #1 on the NYT non-fiction list. That's like giving a chemist the Nobel Peace Prize; the idea is so-so, the classification is absurd.

And when did fiction become such a pariah? My grandmother always hated fiction; I assumed it was, because she was old. And as my friends get older, I see this much is true: Old people hate fiction. But those readers still want the mechanics of a good story that non-fiction will "traditionally" not possess. And, they want it to be true. Why? I don't have a clue. Maybe you do. I don't know that much about non-fiction, mainly because "This really happened!" rides so high in the mix, no one cares about the writing, even the author.

But, seriously, why do we have this obsession with veracity? And how and when did we aquire it? I think of American literature as the gleeful passing along of tall tales, those genius, stopless yarns Mark Twain made such fun of.

People frequently talk about not making babies, because the world is too fucked up. I don't share this approach to bringing life into the world.

I am beginning to find a corollary though in writing. I don't want to bring my thoughts into this world. It's not you. It's them.

Society should be charged with fraud.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Top 5

Top 5 signs that a person is a lunatic...

These days, I'm being as cryptic and brief as possible. Now where's the #7 bus?

Friday, December 30, 2005

Music Lists

9 Favorite Albums of 2005

Danger Doom - The Mouse and the Mask
Atmosphere - You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're Having
M.I.A. - Arular
Architecture in Helsinki - In Case We Die
Beck - Guero
Animal Collective - Feels
Lemon Jelly - '64-'95
Bloc Party - Silent Alarm (Grrrr...I know)
Kanye West - Late Registration (duh)

10 Favorite Songs of 2005

Sally - Thank God for Sunglasses
CYHSY - The Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth
Thee More Shallows - 2AM
Stereophonics - Superman
Spoon - Sister Jack
Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch
Bloc Party - Pioneers
Jenny Wilson - Love Ain't Just a Four-Letter Word
The Nein - Courtesy Bows to New Wave
Xiu Xiu - Bog People

2005 Live Shows that Rocked

Woven Hand at KUD
Xiu Xiu at KUD
The Notwist at Channel Zero
The Hives at Krišanke

Fucking Musical Annoyances of 2005

50 Cent - He's the fucking Nickelback of rap...a self-plagiarist
Nickelback
Nada Surf - I saw the 'Always Love' video on MTV Adria once, that song stayed in my head all year
Klemen Klemen - Slovenian "rapper". I've never heard him; He just gets pissed drunk and irritates me at bars
The Pussy Cat Dolls - Where do I begin with this one?! They're the anthropomorphism of Los Angeles
James Blount - As if David Gray weren't bad enough...Jesus
Caribou - Played at Orto. I got distracted and missed it. Kicking myself hard.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Top 5

I quit smoking. For the third time. Why is this important? It's not.

Top 5 things not worth giving a shit about...

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Top 5

This week has been ridiculous. Work. Play. That stuff that oddly lies in the middle. Next Friday, December 30, I'll be DJing at Jalla Jalla, a shack in the middle of Metelkova Mesto. They serve great soups there. And good Balkan schnapps.

This is the third Christmas that I've not gone home to Dallas; the first two don't really count since I stayed at home in NYC. I'm still trying to figure out holiday plans. Travel seems in order. Perhaps Bosnia for Christmas and Serbia for New Year's Eve...

I recently heard about an insane Slovenian tradition associated with Saint Mikloš Day (December 5). All the villagers would assemble in the cathedral, and the priest would go from family to family and ask if the children had been good. If they had, they got a present. If they had not, a man dressed as Satan would appear with a basket. The bad children were thrown inside. They were dropped off somewhere outside of town. When they finally returned to town on foot, they were generally beaten up by some high school kids. Har!

I'll assume everyone's been good.

Top 5 presents you want Santa (or Dedek Mraz, as he's known here) to bring you...